Kobe Bryant has been an unstoppable force in the NBA for 17 years. He's invented the Kobe system, his own nickname (the Black Mamba, which no one has called him out for, oddly enough), and you can definitely #CountOnKobe. That is, until Sunday afternoon against the Chicago Bulls, when someone with a super-absorbent circular mop missed a spot. Kobe fell, and the world was never the same again.
Alternative commentary: Womp womp.