What does LeBron do with all those Player of the Month awards?

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LeBron James has now amassed 25 Player of the Month trophies. What in the world happens to them?

Last night, in the middle of the Heat-Celtics game, the NBA awarded LeBron with his nth Kia Player of the Month award. When we saw that, we wondered, "Goodness gracious, what does a person even do with so many of these?"

The man has 25 of these little glass sculptures. He's won it every month this season. Does he have a room devoted to them?

Our ideas included:

  • Throws them into his free Kia sedans he's abandoned in a large gorge behind his house
  • Uses them as birthday candles
  • Throws them through Dan Gilbert's windows
  • Building a literal house of glass to live in
  • Melting them down to just continue his work on an all-glass suit of armor
  • Just chuckin' those babies at Mario Chalmers, man
  • Hanging them as Christmas tree ornaments even though they're probably wayyyy too heavy
  • Making glass teeth out of them. No, I don't have any reason why he would do this. Do I need one besides that glass teeth would be super cool? Like Jaws from James Bond, but with see-through chompers. What's not to like?

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