Dwight Howard is currently the belle of the NBA's free agency ball, and his suitors are pulling out all the stops in recruiting the All-Star center. Houston rapper Slim Thug -- renowned for his anthems for the University of Houston's football program AND the Texans -- has taken to Twitter to sell Dwight on the finer points of signing with the Rockets. Such as:
The helpful advice doesn't stop there.
We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity @DwightHoward— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G @DwightHoward— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
Your move, LA.