Good morning. Let's basketball.
Here's your full Finals schedule, by the way. Thursday-Sunday-Tuesday is the pattern.
THE COMPLETELY WACKADOODLE STORY BEHIND CHRIS ANDERSEN'S LEGAL TROUBLES. I don't know that there's a way to really TL;DR it. Worth the long read.
EWING: Patrick Ewing believes his calling is to coach the Knicks. He's never been asked.
FISHER: Howard Beck investigates Derek Fisher's options, including coaching jobs with the Lakers and Knicks.
SEATTLE: Chris Hansen released a statement congratulating his buddy Steve Ballmer for buying the Clippers. Hansen also indicated he'd find another very rich person to bankroll his next attempt to resurrect the Sonics.
INSTANT FOLLOW: @SavedYouAClick spoils leading, mysterious tweets by revealing what's behind the link. It's good for folks who lack the willpower to not click on a "These 3 Vegetables Will Save Your Life" link. Unfortunately, it still means you have to watch Dr. Oz to find out what ingredient in your toothpaste is slowly killing you.
HEY! It's a bear in a hammock. (That embed may autoplay, so be wary.)
Happy Monday. See you next time.