The Purdue Boilermakers are visiting the No. 3 Ohio St. Buckeyes and are currently engaged in a heated battle. It is, of course, illegal for college players to sell merchandise, but that didn't stop Purdue's Kelsey Barlow from making a poster out of Buckeyes forward Jared Sullinger. Check out the Barlow's spectacular dunk after the break.
As you can see, Sullinger has perfected the foolproof college defense of "stand perfectly still and protect my junk." Glad to see that's worked out for him. No word yet on whether his internal monologue at the time was "OH GEEZ OH GEEZ OH GEEZ" or if it just looks that way.
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