The Florida St. Seminoles have a mascot: a guy on a horse who throws burning stuff. It's pretty awesome. But they didn't have anything for the kids until now. Meet Cimarron, the two-legged horse who wears Christmas tree stands as shoes:
This has already resulted in much shaming and scorn around the Southeast, but I don't really get why. Your school already had a fluffy plush mascot, so it's not clear what you're laughing at. Let's all just cuddle.