Every single time Baylor women's basketball star Brittney Griner is on television or in the spotlight, the same thing happens. No, those jokes about Griner's sex aren't funny. They were old from the start and continue to be, world.
Has anyone ever seen Britney Griner naked? I mean are we sure?— Chad Lanier (@WittyLizard) July 12, 2012
Britney griner has a penis— Sean Smith (@sean_smith6) July 12, 2012
Britney Griner pees standing up.— Robert Sandifer(@Just_AbtNothing) July 12, 2012
Turns out, Britney Griner couldn't button the top button of her suit because her adam's apple is too big. #ESPYS— J.R. Moran (@JRMoran2) July 12, 2012
Britney Griner does not count as a female athlete— Nick Melvin (@nickymelvs19) July 12, 2012
Britney Griner look like a straight she-man! #ESPYS— Ernesto Rodarte (@Ern_Dawg10) July 12, 2012
Britney griner is more of a man than ill ever be— Easton Stick (@Easton_Stick) July 12, 2012
I hope britney griner wins best male athlete too— Ben Storm (@benstorm30) July 12, 2012
Oh hey, and thanks to all the "parody accounts," which are all somehow linked together. Y'all are the best, too.
No one on this planet can tell me that Britney Griner is not a homosexual male. I won't believe it. #ESPYS— Not Charles Barkley (@NotChuckBarkley) July 12, 2012
Who will win best male athlete tonight? My bet is on Britney Griner.— Happy Gilmore (@_Happy_Gilmore) July 12, 2012
Can we please move past this? Thanks!