Finally. Seven Big Ten championships and six Final Fours are cute, but when DJ TayDontPlay and DJ Bruce Wayne use your name for the title of a song that's predominantly about smoking marijuana ... well, let's just say that now I can finally take Tom Izzo seriously.
1. "That's Michigan shit, I'm a Michigander / I've been taking a shit since I fit in Pampers"
2. "Yeah. I'm puffin' on the green trees / Ballin' hard, you can call me Mateen Cleeves."
3. "I'm a State boy / Tryin' to duck them state boys."
4. "If you wanna get money, say dip do(?) / I ball hard. Tom Izzo...Izzo....Izzo...Izzzooooo"
Izzo ... Izzo ... Izzo ... Izzzooooo.