Taylor Martinez has inspired the kind of manic fan adoration Nebraska fans haven't gotten to loll around in since the days of Scott Frost. (Who we remind you that even in his coaching days is still tough enough to do things like hold LeGarrette Blount back from going into a crowd. ) So you knew this would come down to autotune soon enough, didn't you? Yes, yes you did.
I believe in Magic he can run it all day
Dicin' through the defense you can call him Bobby Flay
Divorcin' his wives and winning lopsided challenges against hapless, overmatched local chefs? You could also call him Bobby Flay, actually, though the comparison with lopsided challenges (Idaho, K-State, etc.) on the Nebraska schedule ends this weekend when Texas comes to town. But going back to the video: it's far better than one might imagine as a parody tribute, and if you doubt this please revisit Swiperboy's "Eric Berry" for comparison, and not just to giggle at the distorted voice echoing Eric Berry's name. (Eric Berry? ERIC BERRY.)
(HT: Doc Saturday.)