SB Nation's Cincinnati bloggers, relegated to the Friday-night wasteland of a Joe Tessitore-Rod Gilmore broadcast, are coping with the imminent pain and indignity the best way they know how: Tessitore drinking game!
Tessitore misses a a down and distance spot - One Drink
Tessitore mispronounces a players Surname - One Drink
Tessitore gives a player the wrong first name example; Zach Collaros will magically become Tim Collaros - Two Drinks
Tessitore gives the wrong name for any duplicate number, example; When Maalik Bomar makes a tackle he will say that Munchie Legaux did - Two Drinks
Tessitore gives credit for a play to a player currently standing on the sidelines - Two Drinks
For entertainment purposes only. Please enjoy Joe Tessitore responsibly.