Updated throughout the day with quick takes from staff.
The BCS is the Eye of Sauron for college football: an evil force seeking to unite the landscape under a singular power that technically doesn't exist. (Seriously: Bill Hancock, the BCS Spokesman, will be happy to tell you how the BCS doesn't exist. He is paid to do this. You need a different job.)
Fortunately, we have the one thing that can combat even an evil as amorphous and powerful as the BCS: Bruce Hornsby.
Oh, it's got all three verses rewritten to attack the insane system ruling college football. It wouldn't be effective without them. Play this 100 times a day for a week and the BCS will die: this is science, or perhaps our sinister plan to make your cat or dog attack your laptop just to make it stop.
(Via Bubbaprog, who does vocals, piano, and lyrics like some kind of Prince-type studio genius here.)
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I would never have believed that was bubbaprog’s voice were it not for EDSBS Live last week.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Oct 22, 2010 10:16 AM EDT reply actions
Damn, that was brilliant
Almost enough to make me “Stand Up and Cheer.”
Unfortunately, the rivalry demands that I hate Bubbaprog’s green ass — at least through the weekend.
(But, seriously, bravo.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 22, 2010 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
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