As the day winds toward today's marquee showdown of Oregon at USC, let's take a sartorial look at the personnel that will guide us there. ESPN's morning zoo crew got all dolled up for halloween this morning, dressing as undefeated head coaches (and, for reasons unknown, Clay Matthews). Our thoughts:
[Via bubbaprog at 30fps]
LEE CORSO AS GENE CHIZIK: Unnecessarily frightening, from the dead, staring shark eyes to the disturbing redness of the eyes and bridge of nose.KIRK HERBSTREIT AS CHRIS PETERSEN: Impressively imposing, but incomplete without being surrounded by hundreds of extras from "The Hills Have Eyes."
CHRIS FOWLER AS GARY PATTERSON: Accurate. Elegant. To the point. Must've had first pick of masks.
DESMOND FOWLER AS CHIP KELLY: Chip Kelly is a ginger? We love him that much more now. Or is Desmond already dressed to go trick-or-treating as Christina Hendricks?
ERIN ANDREWS AS CLAY MATTHEWS: Wait, what?
View the rest of the gallery of horrors at 30fps.