Thought the Meineke Car Care Bowl — a noon game on New Year's Eve pitting ACC and Big East also-rans — would be a sleepy affair? Clemson's Byron Maxwell has heard your concerns, and would like to do something about them. Like, oh, body slam poor Lindsey Lamar.â†µ
Now, if this were anything but the Meineke Car Care Bowl, it would be hard to make fun of Lamar for getting his chassis busted, but I think we can all agree he should have been leaking some fluid after that wreck and should maybe shift to a closed course where there are no obstacles like Maxwell.â†µ
Oh, and Lamar's collision course wasn't over after Maxwell's suplex: he also got dropped by a shoulder late in the first quarter, but popped up immediately afterward. Maybe he's got AAA coverage?