Reporters present for Mark Dantonio's health scare, were treated to a brief but somber glimpse into a being whose crusty exterior belies the simple truth that a man has needs, people:'s weekly press conference, wherein he was asked about his reaction to
How often do you get checked out?
"In what way? (laughter) I usually try to get a physical once a year."
What about the other kind? (Laughter)
"Not as much as I used to ..."
Paul Johnson needs to be ogled just like regular humans.