Paul Johnson Laments The Loss Of His Musk, Or Something

Reporters present for Paul Johnson's weekly press conference, wherein he was asked about his reaction to Mark Dantonio's health scare, were treated to a brief but somber glimpse into a being whose crusty exterior belies the simple truth that a man has needs, people:

How often do you get checked out?
"In what way? (laughter) I usually try to get a physical once a year."
 
What about the other kind? (Laughter)
"Not as much as I used to ..."

Paul Johnson needs to be ogled just like regular humans.

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Why can't we see that?

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