Illinois' defense has tried everything to slow down Dan Persa today. Oh ho ho, surely you don't mean everything! That would include punching a man in the crotch in front of the referee, buddy! Well, yes, I do mean that particular move as part of "everything," person I just made up for rhetorical purposes.
Click after the jump for amazing Ric Flair technique from Illini linebacker Jonathan Brown.
For the record, Dan Persa has thrown three TDs today and has not been kneed in the manpurse today, and therefore owes plates of cookies to his linemen taking the punishment for him. (Via.)