Few things are less funny than getting a concussion. That's an important qualifier for us to get out of the way. How you get a concussion, on the other hand, can at least be viewed as a subject of some curiosity. And Tobias Palmer of N.C. State will always be able to beat out any fellow football player with his story.
No, we've spent a lot of time thinking about it, and we still can't figure out how in the world you do this. But one thing is certain: N.C. State is now going to suspend full-contact warm-ups for a while.