Dennis Johnson, Arkansas RB: You ever really thought about how much you owe your father? I mean, everyone always says nice things about their mother, but really, we don't give father enough props, ya know? Dad just sacrifices, wears cheap ties for twenty years just to put you and your siblings in new shoes every fall, and gets what reward? You ever thought about all that, man? The quiet man just holding your tiny hands, walking for you until you could take your own steps?
Serderius Bryant, Ole Miss LB: [Stares, lip quivering.]
Serderius Bryant: STOP MAKING ME ALL EMOTIONAL MAN I'M NOT FAR ENOUGH ALONG IN MY EMOTIONAL GROWTH AS A PERSON TO ACCEPT EVERYTHING YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL, DENNIS JOHNSON AAAAHHH HEADBUTT--
Referee: Late hit, fifteen yards.
Dennis johnson, on ground: But six points for getting in touch with your feelings, right buddy?