This Houston Nutt sermon is riddled with quote-worthy lines ("I want to keep my job, y'all"), but here's a portion oversigning critics are going to enjoy -- watch as Nutt reenacts a conversation with Auburn Tigers Signing Day flip Jermaine Whitehead:
"Jermaine: 'Coach, I gotta go to Auburn.'"
"Why? Why would you go to Auburn? They already won their title. They already have the crystal ball. They don't need you. I need you."
"Coach, it's business."
"Business? You shook my hand, man! You said you were committed to me!"
"I know, Coach. I'm sorry."