What could possibly add yet another storyline to Saturday's Nebraska-Penn State game? Oh, here's one.
The Penn St. Nittany Lions still need to play a football game on Saturday against the Nebraska Cornhuskers. They also need a coach for next year. And, speaking of the game, somebody needs to announce the game, which is the first game in Penn State's post-Joe Paterno history.
Hey, Urban Meyer's calling the game! Might he also be interested in that oth-
"I am very happy with my role at ESPN," Meyer said in a statement. "I have no plans to return to coaching at this time."
Meyer hasn't bought a house in Pennsylvania over the past week, as had been rumored, but he did say "we" that one time in reference to Penn State's quarterbacks, which is actually an obscure Old Testament real estate law, so maybe he did.
For more on this game, which is actually pretty important as far as games go, visit Penn State blog Black Shoe Diaries and Nebraska blog Corn Nation, plus SB Nation Pittsburgh and Big Ten blog Off Tackle Empire.