The Tennessee Volunteers need a win over the lowly (OH SO LOWLY) Kentucky Wildcats to merit a bowl invitation and salvage their second-straight racked and riddled season. They're not on pace for that, nor anything else, trailing UK 3-0 at the half.
In at quarterback, Matt Roark has made more of his feet than he has of his arm, running for 36 yards and passing for about a third of that. His counterpart Tyler Bray has averaged 4.9 yards per attempt, and it's clear why the score here is 3-0.
We've combined for 228 yards thus far. In another game going on right now, Braxton Miller has 186 yards all by himself with a minute to go until half. Wait, these teams are fighting over the postseason?