San Francisco Giants chalupa pitchman/closer Brian Wilson has been one of the more notable miscreants of the sporting world in the past year or so. And he showed today that he has all sorts of tricks left in his box marked I Play A Sport That Forces Me To Look Elsewhere For Excitement And Attention; that they are getting diminishing returns is really not the point.
There's another picture of Wilson in full LSU regalia here.
I think it is fitting at this point that I share with you lyrics from the Barenaked Ladies classic "Brian Wilson":
And if you want to find me I'll be out in the sandbox
Wondering where the hell all the love has gone
Seems about right.