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by Jason Kirk • Dec 29, 2011 10:59 AM EST
How many adventures can the Oregon Ducks pack into one bowl trip? Among the latest, a two-hour, cannibalism-free elevator puzzle:
After a while, the players became tired of standing, but there wasn't enough room for all to sit. So they organized. Some players sat down. When one of the standing players became too leg-weary, he traded trade places with one of those seated ...
"I was joking with [Avery Patterson]," [Mark] Asper said. "I said: ‘You were the smallest guy in that elevator. You would have been the first one they ate, man. If it had come down to it, it's survival of the fittest. You probably would have got eaten.'"
Previously: Space Mountain shows LaMichael James the death of the universe and Asper saves a man's life.
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