Mike Leach's 'Fat Little Girlfriends Cookbook' Is A Real Thing

We repeat: Mike Leach's "Fat Little Girlfriends Cookbook" is a real thing. A real thing that you can read and buy. With an intro by the Dread Cap'n himself. We're going to get out of the way now, and let this thing speak for itself:

There’s nothing better than spending time to enjoy a meal, get close to each other, laugh and just savor life.  Although the relaxed, content and complacent comfort which is provided by fat little girlfriends may not be productive to football, it is the mortar that binds family and friends together.

Bonus points for a cover straight outta VC Andrews? So awarded. Mike Leach, you are too good for the world, and we mean that in the humblest, most obeisant way. Godspeed, sir. (Proceeds go towards a scholarship fund established in Leach's name, but WHO CARES MIKE LEACH COOKBOOK.)

[HT: Alert reader Jacob]