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AUDIO: Cam Newton's Father, Cecil, Allegedly Leaving Voicemail For John Bond

A file making its way around college football message boards is being presented as audio of a voicemail left by Cecil Newton -- Cam Newton's father --  for John Bond. This is allegedly the infamous moment when the elder reportedly offered up Cam's quarterback services for money. You have every reason to doubt this file's viability, since for all we know it's just a mischievous Alabama fan reading a script pieced together from reports that were already public.

With all caveats (really, we can't say "allegedly" enough), here's the grainy, 31-second audio of an adult male saying things in a Southeastern accent that resemble things supposedly said by Cecil Newton at one point:

And here's our best stab at a transcript of what could be nothing but a hoax:

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Hey John, this is C. Want to talk today about, uh ... not gonna be free. We got two offers now, and uh, $200,000 from Auburn. He wants to play here, so, uh, [softly, perhaps speaking to somebody else: "Shutup, we're all good," and something unclear] ... Listen, John, he really wants to go up there, so, uh, [unclear] over $150[,000] ... He needs to go for a fair price. I ain't just wanna give him to you as a free meal, you know? When you get this, uh, give me a call back.     

 

Speculation has started to bubble forth that Cam Newton was indeed present during the phone call that we may or may not be hearing. The only part on this tape that gives an impression that somebody else could be in the room is the part in the middle when the speaker's volume and tone change, as if the voice alleged to be Cecil's is addressing someone who isn't on the phone.

Again, take it for what it's worth, which is that this story is ongoing, a large part of the country cares very much about it, and it's fun to play internet detective.

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Hey y'all

Listen to this one, for real. It’s the best I’ve heard of anyone’s attempts at a cleanup.

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by Year2 on Mar 2, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Thats the better quality version?

Pretty sure an evil spirit just awoke somewhere in the woods.

by Birds of War on Mar 2, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

in the woods?

I was thinking on the plains.

by NCT on Mar 2, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW, I’d interpret the second [unclear] as “so, uh, if you [unclear] over 150”, maybe “if you give over 150”.

This whole thing is bats.

Ann Arbor has loose morals.

by Semicorrect on Mar 2, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Mar 2, 2011 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

PAAWWWLLL!

Gotta run, guys. Time to hit the commute so I can crank up the Sirius.

by NCT on Mar 2, 2011 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Needs more Fuck Iowa

Deadspin: by douche bags, for douche bags.

by meatybob on Mar 2, 2011 5:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Was the robot from lost in space holding the tape recorder??

by Alabama ManDance on Mar 2, 2011 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

whoever made this

trolled the internet big time today. I’m just assuming its fake, because 1) I’m an Auburn fan, and 2) it’s hilariously bad.

congrats to whatever alabama fan did this, pretty amusing

by AUCub on Mar 2, 2011 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

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