Coaches Think About Suspensions The Way Message Boards Do

Brian Kelly, discussing the disciplinary actions being taken in the case of Michael Floyd, tips his hat to the popular notion of how college football suspensions are generated -- which is to say, by counting the number of assumed cakewalk games a team is scheduled to play in a row in September:

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I haven’t even given any thought to ‘Let’s see, we got South Florida, maybe we’ll just -- ?'

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If anybody needs Terrelle Pryor, DeVier Posey, or the rest of the Buckeye Tat Five, they'll be whistling nonchalantly for the next few minutes, staring off into space at nothing in particular. 

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