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by Holly Anderson • Apr 15, 2011 10:36 AM EDT
Via a mortified Minnesota student, here is what's purported to be a real and actual bit of marketing literature promoting a new item of clothing in the university bookstore:
Crank Dat Gopher Boy. Join the group. Wear the tee. This never would've happened if Jerry Kill hadn't shaved off his mustache.
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Obligatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS3ky9SSMF4
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Apr 15, 2011 10:39 AM EDT reply actions
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Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Apr 15, 2011 10:40 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Seriously!?
Seriously.
by sirtweak on Apr 15, 2011 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
And Minnesota waltzes into 2007.
by JazzyUte on Apr 17, 2011 2:27 AM EDT reply actions
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