Michigan Wolverines football fans haven taken aim at endangered Ohio St. Buckeyes Jim Tressel by putting "Liar, Liar Vest On Fire!" on a billboard nearing their Ohio border. If you can't beat 'em, simply put up something expensive on I-94. Via Kegs 'N Eggs:
Among all burning articles of clothing, a vest ablaze seems like just about the least scary sort in which a person could be caught. You'd still have your arms, so you could bat at the flames, reach for water or remove your vest, but the latter only as a last resort, because then people are going to see you without your vest. Standards, people.
Although Michigan fans were forced to go with vest anyway, as Tressel's khakis are utterly flame-retardant due to those creases being sharp enough to cut any room's oxygen supply in half. That does not make any sense at all!
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