Gene Marsh, set to be Jim Tressel's mouthpiece at this summer's NCAA Committee on Infractions hearing, has already gotten to the root of his problem just days after being announces as the Ohio State head coach's counsel: It's that consarned internet!
"This is a serious matter with serious people involved," Marsh said. "They are not going to get all jazzed up or get their head turned by some dot-com writer somewhere."
For real, how many team-hamstringing investigation is the internet going to have to break to get some respect from the illdoers in the administrations of college football's storied football programs? It's almost like they're tired of being caught in webs of hilarious lies!