With both the NCAA and Ohio State looking into the automotive wherewithal of Buckeyes football players, Aaron Kniffin, the Columbus car dealer who handed quite a few sets of keys to Ohio St. Buckeyes QB Terrelle Pryor has released a sworn statement insisting he's done nothing wrong:

The deals that I did for Ohio State student-athletes were no different than any of the other 10,000-plus deals that I've done for all my other customers.

One thing it's hard to dislike about car dealers: they never, ever stop selling. Look at all that volume! How can you not trust this guy? Car dealers are kind of like football coaches in that way. Of course, he didn't really specify in that clip that he didn't cut Pryor a great deal, so maybe everybody in Columbus drives free cars. It's kind of like Heaven. Just speculating.

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