Ohio State's director of NCAA compliance drives a car provided to him for free by a local car dealership. Smoking gun! Don't you see! It goes all the way to the top! Abort! Strike the root! Fire Luke Fickell! H.A.A.R.P. satellites!â†µ
Oh, you say a full third of the Big Ten has no problem with its compliance directors driving free cars? Nevermind then.