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College Coaches, Drinking, And The Two Men At The Rail

An exploration into college coaches, drinking and the similarities between the two.

"You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do."

--Roger Sterling, Mad Men, "New Amsterdam," season one.

Bear Bryant went to rehab in 1978. He left, and began drinking again shortly afterward, and did not cease until his death in 1983. He drank because it was what men did: because it felt good, and because it felt better than unbuttoning your collar, and because it obliterated the day and whatever happened in it like nothing else.

Sometimes Bryant drank with a horse trainer named Bill. Bill was a drinker, too. They met at the track in the offseason, where Bryant would go and gamble, drink, and otherwise be everything but a football coach burdened with the cyclical and incessant stresses of his job. The recruiting that never stopped, the frantic silent race to stay ahead of your boosters' expectations and blatant violations of everything the NCAA says they can't do, the travel, the gladhanding of journalists and politicians, the endless need of his players, the fanbase.  

Bryant could go to the track, drink like men were supposed to do, and watch the ponies all day and drop his losing stubs on the ground like every other willing sucker. He got tips from Bill. The two struck up a rapport based on commonalities. Both came from abject rural Southern poverty. Both liked drinking, and both liked horse racing. Both wore hats like men did. Bill's was a short-brimmed Fedora, the sort douchebags like to wear now while ordering Red Bulls and vodka.

Bill drank brown liquor, and so did Bryant. At the time, it was enough for a minor friendship otherwise lost to time, tide, and rivers of alcohol and forgetting. 

I don't know if Dana Holgorsen is an alcoholic. The evidence says that he is a coach who drinks from time to time, and this is not an uncommon thing. Coaches are people, and for the better part of human civilization people have found one way or another to get drunk for reasons that remain a mystery. Why coaches shouldn't drink while the rest of us do is beyond me, especially if they still manage to get everything done and maintain a balanced life.

The profession itself doesn't discourage it, either. Those drawn to coaching are baited by much of the same biochemical carrots drinking dangles: the satisfaction of a compulsion, the effervescent feeling of release you get around the three drink mark, the sense of adventure you get grinding through a long night of drinking. Ed Orgeron, one of college football's legendary recruiters, said in Bruce Feldman's Meat Market that much of what drove him to drink came from the same compulsions that drove him to recruit, compete, and be a football coach: the need for a rush, the desire to outdo anyone else in anything at any time. He's a recovering alcoholic now, and is still addicted to recruiting and football. He had to choose between his addictions, and it's hard to argue that he did not choose well.

Coaching requires discipline, and contrary to what you might think that's compatible here, too: drinking regularly requires discipline. Cabs must be called. Tallies have to be kept. Aspirin is applied pre-emptively (liver be damned), and elaborate hangover research is conducted until an ideal remedy is found. Mine was always the same: eggs, coffee, and Gatorade. On bad days, a beer at noon helped, preferably a Guinness to fool yourself into thinking you were doing something moderately healthy. Some days nothing helps.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

--F. Scott Fitzgerald

When a person goes from someone who takes drinks to someone who gets taken by them is a fine line.  For Bob Huggins it would have been the moment Cincinnati police pulled him over in 2004 and he couldn't couldn't count backwards from 67. Eddie Sutton crossed that line well before his DUI arrest; so did Larry Eustachy at Iowa State. There are others, too, ones we never knew about who woke up one day and found themselves possessed by something they couldn't control.

Some coaches never cross that line. Bryant didn't, certainly. Alabama won two national titles after his stint in rehab, and that was with Bryant keeping his usual disciplined drinking schedule. Pat Dye, a Bryant disciple, was not and is not shy about enjoying a drink. Barry Switzer kept an even keel despite a very measured fondness for beer-related festivity.

Even Steve Spurrier will, from time to time, be photographed with the banquet beer in hand, one extremely moderate end of a spectrum of behavior. For them, alcohol is just a habit, and not a damaging one. Worrying about them is Puritanical hand-wringing, especially when the young men they're going to mold into men will, on the odds, also be solid citizens who--from time to time and in a responsible fashion--enjoy a drink.

If Holgorsen really is getting kicked out of casinos, then he might be crossing that line, or is at least in the neighborhood of crossing lines. It is interfering with his job in the form of negative publicity, and that is enough to say it is a problem. Behaviors will have to be altered. Changes will be made.

Non-drinkers would now prat on and on about how this means he's an alcoholic. He might be, but some drinkers have the ability to pull back from the edge and put drinking back in the "habit" category. Bryant seemed to be that kind of drinker, the kind who could keep drink from taking him. He was lucky in that respect. Others can't.

I know about this from deep, often woozy personal experience. I drink. I drink for the wrong reasons and the right reasons, and have paid for both of them. (You always pay.) There have been moments in my life where drinking did affect my work, and not in the good way, and there have been moments where it helped. Most of the time I can tell the difference between the two.

Fortunately, for the moment, I have the ripcord in hand. You can't wake up and take care of a child hungover, and that is a good thing. Two screaming babies in one house is too much for one roof to take, especially if one is screaming for a bottle that won't do either of them any good. 

I'm not going to stop drinking, though. Neither will Holgorsen, most likely. It's something he can manage on his own, and in case he doesn't it is not like there won't be a surplus of concerned eyes on him. It is easy to get hysterical about drinking--especially if you don't--but it is one compulsion among a thousand for people who choose the kind of work that eats away at every single facet of your life. Some people do what they do not out of choice, but because they have to, are driven to, and have no choice in the matter. You can only funnel that energy, and point it in the right direction. Addicts never really recover: they just become different, more socially acceptable addicts.

Bear Bryant seemed to get more out of drinking than drinking got out of him, the best outcome a chronic drinker can hope for in the end if he's on the heavier end of the spectrum. (See: Winston Churchill.) He could have quit cold turkey and did for a while, but it seemed unnecessary to him. He still did his job, and the rest was an honest deal with time, his body, and mortality. 

For his buddy at the track Bill, it worked out a bit differently. He crossed that line from drinker into drunk, and didn't have the power to pull back. He went to rehab in Nashville several times, including once with the country singer Webb Pierce. Pierce was in trying to dry out just like Bill.  The move could not have been good for his image, since his classic "There Stands The Glass" is an ode to drinking's necessity.

There stands the glass
That will ease all my pain
That will settle my brain
It's my first one to day
There stands the glass
That will hide all my tears
That will drown all my fears
Brother, I'm on my way.

Webb Pierce and Bill both kept drinking after rehab. Pierce outlasted Bill, dying in 1991 of pancreatic cancer. Bill died a bit before him of a massive heart attack he suffered in a trailer park just over the fence from Churchill Downs. He lived for days afterward on life support, his body too stubborn to know his brain was already mostly dead.

He and Bryant stopped corresponding at one point. I don't know exactly when it was: maybe it was after Bill's daughter politely turned down the scholarship offer to go to the University of Alabama, an offer that had been arranged with some gentle prodding by Bryant. It could have been the result of the restless motion of a horse trainer's life, moving from track to track following the racing season from Detroit to Miami to Maryland to Kentucky to Louisiana and back again.

It could have been for no reason at all. People lose track of each other with ease, and more easily so when they pass over the line from drinker to drunk. Bill lost track of his wife and family for long patches of his life. Divorce, and estrangement followed, along with the eventual reconciliation when the grandchildren arrived and began asking questions. Late in life he still drank, a can of Budweiser glued to his right hand at all times. His bladder was shot from years of drinking, and he would have to pull over to urinate at odd intervals, a stooped figure peeing covertly behind light posts in Louisville. 

Drinking has made my life better. It's probably done the same for coaches who fulfill their obligations and reward themselves with a beer, a cocktail, or a glass of wine at the end of the day. (Given their current salaries, that could and should be a very nice glass at the end of the day, mind you.) It can be a great part of life, a worthy part of life. I'd never take that away from anyone, especially someone who did their job both as a person, as a coach, and as a human being. If that's you, then raise a glass as you like, and keep a toe forward reaching out to make sure you're not close to the deep end.

I also know that drinking can become you. The Chinese word for alcoholic is my favorite: jiu gui, or literally "alcohol ghost." I've seen one, holding a can of Budweiser, smoking his hundredth cigarette of the day, and meeting his new grandson for the first time with a familiar smile on his face.  It's the same silhouette I see next to Bear Bryant, another man who came perilously close to the same edge Bill fell over. I know its contours, and the baby fedora perched on his head.

It's the shape of Bill, my grandfather, the ghost at the rail with Bear Bryant picking horses. One balanced on that rail-edge for a very long time. The other fell clear over it and never got back. 

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As always. You don’t have to Rick Reilly it up every week, but I’d like to see your writing that veers this way more often than you let it out.

by Bobby Briggs on Jun 3, 2011 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

The pace works

I think the key to being able to do this well over time is to only do it when you really have something to say. Reilly has become a caricature of himself because he now tries to do it all the time.

by Eric Angevine on Jun 3, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you Spencer

As much as I look forward to your humor every day, I love this side of your writing best.

by bruinM on Jun 3, 2011 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Every now and then you hit us with one of these, and I always find myself amazed. Good work Herr Swindle. I know all about the alcohol ghost myself, ( lots of uncles who fell over the rail), which was enough to keep me away from the hooch.

by D-Macs LoveChile on Jun 3, 2011 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Good work, as always, . . .

. . . but I have to say, in all candor, that I’m disappointed there wasn’t a quotation from Mike Cooley. Any of several would have sufficed; “it don’t make you do a thing, it just lets you” would’ve been my choice.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Jun 3, 2011 2:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I know it's been said...

but daayyuuummm!!!! Good work, Fearless Leader. Prosit to you! I will be drinking one in memory of Bill tonight.

I don't ride bulls, but I have fought some men.

by TheDutchWonder on Jun 3, 2011 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That

Was absolutely fantastic. Excellent, excellent job.

Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v

by PBCrook on Jun 3, 2011 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you Spencer

As someone that has been on that “edge” for the past couple of years (a divorce, another break up, job loss and depression will do that), I really appreciated this piece.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others set it on fire accidentally and call their friends to come over and watch. Les Miles is both.
- Spencer Hall

by Gregatron on Jun 3, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn man....

admittedly with a drink in hand (Victory Twelve for I am a beer snob) this is a very very powerful piece.

Love your humor, but this gave me a new respect for you as a writer. Keep it coming – it truly is a fine line we sometimes walk, my grandparents were similar examples. Pepe could come back off the line, even staying dry to help others stay dry during their times of need when they couldn’t hold themselves back.

Meme… was the one he couldn’t ever help, and fell over that railing with pills mixed with her bourbon too.

This article reminded me a lot of my own family’s demons, and yet of good memories with them too. Cheers.

Now, "wait 'till next year" looks like "Watch out for next year!" GO LEAFS GO!

by AB_Positive on Jun 3, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Enjoyed the read

A great piece of writing

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by Gene Um on Jun 3, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome, thanks for this

by Alabama ManDance on Jun 3, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Incredible stuff, Spencer

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by Peter Gray on Jun 3, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

This was an enjoyable read.

by SuperJew on Jun 3, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Bravo

This one hits home with me. Dad has stood at the Edge looking over, but never fell over.

When the debil be messin', God be blessin'! - The Greatest Orator of Our Time, Cameron Jerrell Newton

by AThomas77 on Jun 3, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

My wife lost her dad to alcoholism

        These words may help her cope. It’s still tuff for her.

Wolf. Wolfgang Wolf

by dbcouver on Jun 3, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Good piece of writing

Personally, I don’t think Holgorsen deserves this type of scrutiny though. He had one minor incident. Then the Huntington and Pittsburgh media either created or ran with unsubstantiated rumor…can’t imagine why.

by Jim America on Jun 3, 2011 9:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice Spencer

but wouldnt preemptive aspirin be rough on the stomach or Tylenol be rough on the liver?

"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav

by otisnixon'sparty on Jun 3, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Great piece

Thanks, Spencer.

Barking Carnival

by Drew Dunlevie on Jun 3, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

excellent post, sir.

i’d say bless you, but it may be misinterpreted. thank you for this.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 4, 2011 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I have had the pleasure of drinking with Mr. Hall

and I can say he is about as happy a human as you will see when at the level of buzzed or beyond. Those that use booze to celebrate and can wring out every drop of joy it may bring also seem to be the ones with the most respect for its power. I’m glad you fall into this category. One hundred delicious cocktails of various comport to you my friend, as this was superb.

You’re so getting wasted when you get your Pulitzer.

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by Collin Sherwin on Jun 4, 2011 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks...

This is the best read I’ve had in a while. So was the last piece about Les Miles/MuffinMan, but this one makes me think about myself as I can see the line and hoping it stays right where it is.

Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.

by cowcollege on Jun 4, 2011 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Spencer, you magnificent bastard

this is phenomenal

Thank you for putting finger you keyboard (pen to paper doesn’t work anymore, does it?) and creating this masterpiece.

by Beergut on Jun 4, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

This was a wonderful read Spencer.

As a man who has been drifting around the line from time to time, this piece made me reassess what I get from drinking. Especially as I should be at a bar in New Jersey raging with my Crew family pre-match, but am instead stuck on the couch nursing an injured shoulder that partly had to do with me drinking last night (and partly a moron stepping out into traffic in front of my bike)

I look at the legacy of drinkers in my family and wonder if I can stay on the right side of the rail. If I am my grandfather, then no, as my eternal memory of him will be a glass of brown liquor and a cigarette in hand. If I am rather my father, I’ll drink more than most but not know it until I decide to stop. Or maybe, just maybe, I’m more my uncle. He drank like a hero, then backed it off to a few beers or glasses of wine after he had children. I sure hope it’s the latter

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Jun 4, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you control alcohol, or does it control you?

…..That was a most interesting piece on a lot of levels, Orson! Some of us only know you due to your absolute command of the swear-words and the profane, but there’s a pretty savvy mind there…

…..Bryant was a "Devil-type" enemy in our household when I was growing up. He was a figure on the level of Hitler or Stalin. And of course, drinking was the social medium in which all of the adults in the family swam. Some sipped, and some indulged to the point of passing out or wrecking cars/marriages. Depended upon the individual.

…..We grew up in a divided Alabama household family. The Iron Bowl rivalry and alcohol tainted many a family gathering. My maternal grandmother at one point instituted a Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Years rule, that NO males in her house would discuss football. Period. Any mention of Alabama or Auburn would result in a total cut-off from the bar, and an hour stint on the porch in the winter air with only smokes and other exiles to keep one company. This was done to keep fist-fights and furniture breakage at a minimum.

…..This did happen in Alabama. Yes, we had some devout southern Baptist family members (of whom my father was a former member) who did not approve of any alcohol use. The password at those events was "drain cleaner." "How’s that kitchen drain doing?" That was code for the whiskey stash under the sink at such events. The tea-totaler matrons knew what was going on, make no mistake.

…..I’ve lost an uncle to cirrhosis, and a father to liver cancer, so yes. I know the dangers. You could argue that both guys died young, and both died in agony. On the other hand, neither terminal case lasted beyond a week in the hospital. When you’re in that sort of state, hopefully you’ve got family that will keep the pressure on the hospital staff to keep those morphine pipelines open.

…..I had my crack at Bryant. I was a freshman in the Auburn Band in 1978. It was a curious dichotomy of ancient hazing-level provincialism, and modern mimeograph-level tech that allowed musical genius-level arranger Dr. Vinson to play his amazing arrangements out on the Auburn public. The band is STILL playing some of those things out 30 years later! (Think: the Auburn War Eagle fanfare!) Well, at the 1978 Iron Bowl, I was supposed to line up for the half-time show right on the Bama 30 yard line when given the signal. When the call went out, there was a problem. Bryant and his entourage was stumbling down the sideline, right where I was supposed to line up! I seriously considered bowling Bryant over and going to parade-rest! And no, it wasn’t fear of his state troopers and handlers, and the Jeffco Jail that stayed me. I seldom worried about consequences at that age. No, it was his appearance. Bryant looked OLD and unsteady in person. Maybe it’s an anachronistic, soft-hearted tendency on my part, but in my mind, one does not just physically OBLITERATE the feeble! Ehhhhh… I let Bryant pass, and thus avoided jail. Even so, Bryant did not look good. He had that yellowed, jaundiced look to him. He did not look healthy. There’s little doubt that his assistants were doing a LOT of the day to day operations of the program. Credit Bryant with this, though. He picked his assistants well!

…..I’m fresh off an Auburn season punctuated by numerous alcohol-related game experiences, and they all enhanced the situation. Whether it was live-blogging games on TrackEmTigers.com with a flow of Acid Reign stingers, or at the stadium, featuring the pre-game binge and Rock Star/5-hour halftime shot, I was there in altered states for every game. Alcohol even makes it sort of OK to be losing to Alabama 24-0 in the second quarter. Sort of. helped us Tiger Fans keep the TV on, at least.

…..The whole key to alcoholism is to take ownership. Balance the amazing buzz vs. the detrimental effects the next day. Plan ahead. Save your worst binges for days where you have no responsibilities the next day. Set limits, and only carry in what your sober mind knows you can handle that day. Enjoy, but don’t let it destroy your life. I think that’s the key. The same could be said for fanatical sports fans who destroy lives and property over a game. Remember, you’ve still got to get up the morning after, and keep doing what you do.

…..War Eagle.

......Drowning in cool elixir.

by Acid Reign on Jun 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I especially liked how you dismissed critics ahead of time with the "Puritanical hand wringing"

I say that tongue in cheek. Your article reminded me of the recent Keith Richards biography in which he discusses being able to pull back from heroin whenever he needed to.

The doctor in me tells me that you are able to intellectualize yourself out of many problems. I wish you well, but my instinct tells me there is a high functioning alcoholic at hand.

by longboard8 on Jun 6, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Dammit Spencer

Write a book. You’d make untold bafillions of dollars. Or “gorillians” if you would

Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.

by GTNate on Jun 6, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Bravo

After years of lurking, I am breaking my “no commenting” policy just to say that I loved this. Shades of Grizzard, and that’s the highest compliment I can think of.

by seven seven three on Jun 9, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

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