Trooper Chestbumps President, Will Face Court-Martial

It's not good to mix politics and sports. One involves people arguing about stupid teams playing stupid games, and the other is sports, and the further the two stay away from each other the better. 

However, life sometimes insists on mixing the two. Auburn University's football team won the BCS Championship in January of this year, and finally got their White House visit today, meeting with President Obama at the seat of American Executive power. They signed footballs, gave Obama the obligatory Auburn jersey with "Obama" on the back of it, and also had an assistant coach smash his sternum against the leader of the free world's sternum. 

No, really. That happened.

Trooper Taylor just gave the President of the United States a chest bump. I'm not kidding. #auburn #wareagleless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

 

This just happened so we do not have reaction from the major news agencies and blogs yet, but it'll go like this.

New York Times: "Chestbumping: 2011's Way To Say 'Hello' In The Hamptons?"

FOX News: "But We Thought He Was An Environmentalist: Obama Assaults Tiger."

The Huffington Post: "Obama Smashes Coach To Ground: A Slideshow Of Other Times Presidents Have Touched People."

The Economist. "This has nothing to do with anything important. Please go away." <----done with one picture on the page and no byline.

CNN: [GAZE INTO ANDERSON COOPER'S SOULFUL AQUAMARINE EYES AND FORGET EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING OMG THEY ARE SO PRETTY]

MSNBC: "Republican Senator Richard Shelby watched and didn't even see if the President was okay afterward. Why does Senator Shelby hate safety?"

Nancy Grace: [holds up picture of dead child and begins yelling incoherently for an hour]

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