Incoming freshman DeAnthony Thomas has had it up to here with talk of NCAA trouble for the Oregon Ducks.
EVERYONE KEEP TALKING BOUT THE SANCTIONS WHO CARES!
He also reminds us he's not involved in the controversy, despite having been interviewed by NCAA investigators (About USC! And that's not even his Twitter!) and appearing in the second paragraph of the Yahoo! Sports report that started all this.
Or maybe he really is talking global politics, though I'm not sure why he'd need to assure us he isn't involved in the situations in Eritrea and Iran or between Russia and the Netherlands.
For more on Puddles' descent into weirdness, stay tuned to our Oregon football NCAA investigation stream.