Texas A&M To The SEC And Rick Perry To The White House?

Dude, you gotta see the forest from the trees.

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This Texas A&M realingment stuff all comes back to Rick Perry's presidential campaign. Just wait; the Aggies are gonna move to the SEC, Rick Perry's going to get elected President, Bevo's going to turn up dead on some backroad in Texas, Rupert Murdoch's going to tap Michael Vick's phone and frame him for cow murder and Tucker Carlson's going to say "Told ya so!" and Cecil Newton used Gene Chizik to bring down the housing market and IT'S ALL CONNECTED, MAN.

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(HT @lukezim)

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