Abandon all hope of winning a football game before the final whistle has sounded at least two or three times, Tennessee Volunteers players who enter here:
A life lived all-caps has its drawbacks. If that's supposed to say "OPPORTUNITY IS NOW HERE," it stands to reason that it would also intend to say "OPPORTU NITY IS NOW HERE," which does not reflect any statement commonly or potentially found in the Tennessee dialect.
It's got some zen to it, and not zen as in blogs with no sidebars and just a photo of a woman sitting by a rock, and every post is about taking everything off your desk except your iPad. Zen as in I don't have any idea what zen means, and looking at those three words in succession kind of bums me out in ways neither of us can explain.
Now let's go play some football!