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by Jason Kirk • Aug 28, 2011 5:26 PM EDT
Beloved weirdo Jacory Harris on something or other:
Just like these penguins we watched the other day where they weathered a storm for six months and the males had to watch the eggs. Then, when the storms finally subsided, the eggs hatched and they had their goal, which is to have their child.
Our goal is to win the national championship. And through it all, we're going to fight, keep on fighting and make it at the end.
Yeah! Hell yeah! Try reading it really slowly as if it's one of those internal monologs from The Thin Red Line while listening to this:
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Attack of the Science Nerds.....
Jason, penguins are ANTarctic animals. Polar bears are Arctic animals. Penguins were able to evolve in Antarctic because there were no land predators like polar bears.
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