You've read Luther Campbell going in on Miami Hurricanes booster Nevin Shapiro before due to the younger booster's adoption of that "Little Luke" nickname and general shadiness. Would you like to read some more? Of course you would. A sampling of the Uncle Luke that's in store for you:
"He'd always boast he had this black girlfriend," Campbell says. "He'd be like, 'Oh, I'm one of the brothers. I got a black girlfriend.' He's like 4-foot-4 and the girl's like 6-foot-2. You know what I'm saying? He's like, 'Oh, I'm one of the brothers. See my sister girlfriend?' And it's like, what are you trying to prove?"