South Carolina Vs. ECU Score: SakerLOLina

What are we supposed to do, not make fun of the South Carolina Gamecocks? The mighty Sakerlina is trailing the East Carolina Pirates 17-0 in the second quarter. This is not a score that I just made up in my head.

Connor Shaw has been impossibly poor to start the game, which isn't really his fault. He's not an experienced quarterback and he just found out he was going to be starting over a senior a couple of days ago. Still, it seems pretty hard to screw up having Marcus Lattimore and Alshon Jeffery, especially when Lattimore is playing reasonably well.

Sakerlina's defense has been laughably poor so far, and they're getting shredded by Dominique Davis. Come on Old Ballcoach, just put in Stephen Garcia. We know he's kind of a jerk, but good lord. Are you trying to lose, Spurrier?

For more on the Gamecocks, visit Garnet and Black Attack. For coverage of Week 1 in college football, please stick with this StoryStream.

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