A university named Texas Tech released the following football intro video, and they told you it was the perfect country-western football intro video. You wrote them back a letter and told them it is not the perfect country-western football intro video because it hasn't said anything at all about Mama or trains or trucks or prison or gettin' drunk.
It does, however, mention "chaps" within its first 10 words, as do all official school statements involving Tommy Tuberville. He has the weirdest contract you've ever seen.


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