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VIDEO: Arizona State Deploys Science In Service Of Fashion

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Wearing black while sitting in the Arizona sun doesn't cause one to spontaneously combust*? I hear you talking, Mr. Science Man, but all I'm doing is giggling at the hand sign behind your shoulder, which is a very important tradition and sacred ritual hee hee hee. 

* In truth, wearing anything while sitting in the Arizona sun causes one to spontaneously combust**.

** In truth, anyone who's lived in both the Southeast and the desert would gladly accept 110-degree dry heat over a humid 90-degree day***.

*** Actually, Vontaze Burfict will kill us all anyway.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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