Wearing black while sitting in the Arizona sun doesn't cause one to spontaneously combust*? I hear you talking, Mr. Science Man, but all I'm doing is giggling at the hand sign behind your shoulder, which is a very important tradition and sacred ritual hee hee hee.
* In truth, wearing anything while sitting in the Arizona sun causes one to spontaneously combust**.
** In truth, anyone who's lived in both the Southeast and the desert would gladly accept 110-degree dry heat over a humid 90-degree day***.
*** Actually, Vontaze Burfict will kill us all anyway.