From Deadspin's collection of media emails to Auburn's PR department before, during and after the Cam Newton scandal, a glimpse into coachspeak being constructed even before the coach knows he needs to speak it:
Forget about his promise not to "grill" Chizik. Look at that parenthetical: "(I'm sure he'll say he's focused and practiced well, etc)." That's incredible-not only is he scripting the interview right in front of the flack, he's scripting a studiedly boring interview, an interview so boring that Schad gives up after a clause and sticks an "etc" at the end. So not jacked.