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Jared Abbrederis just fumbled away Wisconsin's Rose Bowl with the weirdest dead-drop knuckler of a football to ever not bounce on the hallowed turf of the Rose Bowl. Football is a game of inches, and in this case precious inches of green grass separated a live, perfectly motionless ball from the sideline. Oregon defenders picked the ball up, the Ducks ran the clock down to nothing, and Russell Wilson then came down with a case of Miles' Chronodysfunction with two seconds left on the clock. (Translation: he did not get the final play off.)
The obvious reason for Abbrederis and Wilson simultaneously blowing fuses when Wisconsin needed them most?
This woman, obviously.
The Medusa Of Eugene's stare is so powerful it will freeze football players dead in their tracks, and with one glance can reduce them to stone where they stand.
What wins football games? Intensity, people. Sheer, eye-scorching intensity. Warning: do not look directly at this picture. You will cease to know, and drop whatever you are holding to the floor.
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Intense Oregon Fan Just Stared Wisconsin Into Fumbling
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#MuschampStare?
In all kinds of weather we'll all stick together
by doker on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
OoooEEEoooh.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 AM EST reply actions
Right out of Dinner for Schmucks
Crappy movie…but tell that isn’t Zach Galifinakis
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by Bullet Nation in Exile on Jan 3, 2012 10:24 AM EST reply actions
gross
"The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty f*^@ing cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?"
- Bill Hicks (another dead hero)
by YouNoleIt on Jan 3, 2012 1:17 PM EST reply actions
She's actually one of the trainers
I’ve seen her before on the sidelines multiple times handing out gatorade to various players and helping out with training.
I had not seen her STAB PEOPLE WITH HER MIND.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
by kalon on Jan 3, 2012 4:18 PM EST reply actions
(Meant to make my post a reply. Urgh.)
"Guess what? I AM THE MANAGER."
by sasmall on Jan 3, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
I was gonna say...
she’s more than a fan.
"Guess what? I AM THE MANAGER."
by sasmall on Jan 3, 2012 7:13 PM EST reply actions
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