Chad Kelly is the nephew of former Bills QB Jim Kelly. He would also probably be the first to tell you this, as evidenced by his Twitter feed and the song "Chad Kelly," which is--surprise!--about young Chad Kelly. Tom Luginbill's voice is used as a sample in the song. This probably says everything one needs to know about the song, but please, feel free to savor it for yourself.

Kelly also decided to greet his new teammates on Twitter. This went well! (No it didn't.)

On the heels of this, Cole Stoudt, current quarterback on the bench at Clemson, reached out to his new teammate via the wonders of social media.

Stoudt also suggested the innovative theory that those who would do this are jealous of accomplishments both on the field and in the field of romance. Clearly Kelly is off to a great start, and might want to bring cookies to his first team meeting at Clemson. (And eat them all by himself just to show the haters, hater. #SWAG #COOKIESWAG )