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by Spencer Hall • Jan 5, 2012 12:40 AM EST
Clemson just allowed a record 70 points in a BCS bowl game. At no point in the evening did it appear they were capable of stopping even the most modest of West Virginia's offensive designs. This was an utter and complete debacle, the kind of defeat that years later causes spontaneous weeping and fainting spells among those unfortunate enough to have watched it from the wrong side's stands.
Still, you have to hope, Clemson. Maybe you feel like hope in these circumstances is an impossibility, but we tell you, devastated Clemson fans: it is not only possible, but necessary and alive. Hope claps with both hands forward like Les Miles. Hope wears an orange ballcap, and frankly...well, not even hope can keep up the charade for the entirety of a single round of applause for a garbage time TD in the worst blowout in your program's bowl history.

The little moment of utterly transparent despair at the end is where this gif takes the onramp from the Merely Humorous Highway to the Turnpike of Sublime Sorrow. We salute your pathos, Clapping Clemson Fan, and remind you that as courageous as you are, we'd still rather eat glass than be in your shoes tonight.
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In Clemson's Darkest Night, One Ray Of Hope Shines Through
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Sad.
The High Porch Picnic
by mikjones24 on Jan 5, 2012 12:47 AM EST reply actions
Those are my orange shoes.
by mdlusk on Jan 5, 2012 1:27 AM EST reply actions
Wow
I don’t think I have ever seen a game like that ever. Let alone a bowl game. This is what FBS teams do to crappy FCS teams in the early regular season
by Recon220 on Jan 5, 2012 2:34 AM EST reply actions
I am sad.
ACC Championship Member Brandon Thompson is the new Jacoby Ford. You better pick him Panthers or you will be doomed to relive the 2010 season over and over again in the Twilight Zone.
Clemson 2011 ACC Champions! Look forward to doing it again next year! :D
by Revshawn on Jan 5, 2012 2:52 AM EST reply actions
Exactly
What I was thinking. Even the WVU-Marshall game was closer. A LOT closer.
"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes
by MediBuck on Jan 5, 2012 4:04 AM EST reply actions
Man that was a beatdown
Do they have a mercy rule in college?
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 5, 2012 7:42 AM EST reply actions
Mercy was shown....
Holgorsen pulled his starting QB with 20 minutes left in the game.
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 5, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Orange Crushed
Mock him if you like, Spencer Hall. But he stayed for EVERY MINUTE of that soul-crushing debacle and was still supportive at the end. Do you “pay for 60, stay for 60,” Spencer?
I’m an alumnus and fan of Clemson’s archrival, South Carolina. And I have nothing but support and admiration for that Clemson fan you mock.
by PatrickInNC on Jan 6, 2012 1:52 AM EST reply actions
I would have stayed too...
But I would have been bitching’ about it the entire time.
by Smoked Pork Butt on Jan 7, 2012 3:46 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
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