North Texas coach Dan McCarney, who suffered a stroke Sunday morning and appears set for a miraculous recovery, has simply prescribed himself a little bit of Grandpa's old cough medicine:
"I'm supposed to get out of the hospital in a couple days," he said. "I feel good right now. I've got a little tingling feeling, but hey, if that's the worst of it, I'd say I'm a pretty lucky guy.
"Nothing wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't cure."
Get well soon, Coach!