Should Texas A&M allow women to serve as football cheerleaders for the first time ever, after decades of male Yell Leaders? Let's consult a former coach on the matter:
I didn't go and head butt nine players into heat stroke in the middle of the Texas desert so I could answer questions about cheerleading. However, yes, because having female cheerleaders would make recruiting players here less weird.
-- Fake Bear Bryant, 1955 (expletives removed)