University Of Miami Folding Chair Shortage Solved

To hear some tell it, there's enough money floatin' around Miami football for everybody in the area to get a really, really nice folding chair or two. But some folks are having to get creative when it comes to obtaining folding chairs in southern Florida.

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Considering this happened at Miami's Pro Day, those players will be able to buy folding chairs made out of folding chairs in just a few weeks, or even buy enough cosmetic surgeries to turn our suspects themselves into folding chairs. It's all on the ... table ... at Miami these days. Thanks for reading.

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