PHOTO: Barack Obama And Howard Schnellenberger, Statesmen

President Barack Obama is talking about the economy at Florida Atlantic University on Tuesday, meaning, of course, that local deity and FAU football architect Howard Schnellenberger (or an extremely convincing likeness) appears just behind him at all times.

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If Obama were speaking on the campuses of Miami, Louisville or Oklahoma, Schnelly would also be there. Wherever two are gathered together with open hearts, Schnelly is there.

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