Much has been made, some of it very well, of that Texas A&M shirt that depicted its own version of SEC geography. It included North Carolina, excluded Missouri and put Texas on the back. However, I'm here to tell you that it's not the finest shirt Aggieland Outfitters has had to offer. Why, yes, up top is an Aggies-themed Team Edward shirt. There's also a Team Jacob one.
Onward, and of course the best one is last:
This is in Colossians:
There's nothing in the Constitution about having lady cheerleaders:
R. Bowen Loftin, '90s font magistrate. I'd wear this shirt.
I'd also wear this shirt. Lots of these are just good shirts.
I would not wear this shirt depicting A&M's mascot as Harry Potter, nor the BEAT THE HELL OUTTA VOLDEMORT one:
This one says HOWDY on the front. DAMMIT is a popular salutation in Texas. Not many people know that.
Something something something about the Longhorn Network being run by invisible children:
Barren, charred and highly unlikely to win? I don't think of Texas A&M that way, but certain garments argue otherwise.
And here we are. The finest Texas A&M shirt ever made. Gaze upon it, and vote Rick Perry:
While we're here, let's watch some college football videos from SB Nation's new YouTube channel together: