Where do you like to go for vacation? "Shutdown Fullback" likes to go to Clemson. Specifically, Clemson in 1981, but only if accompanied by John Facenda.
Join us, and find yourself being recruited to the land of $2 bills and Danny Ford and purple pants and IPTAY and Mike Bellamy's money stacks and Chad Kelly's lineage and male eating disorders. But is there a Chick-fil-A?
Fun John Facenda fact: after leaving NFL Films, he worked as the voice of a department store's Christmas light show and a documentary on Journey, the rock band.
Now off we go to the scalding tundra of Death Valley: